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ROBENHOD
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Vludumir Tunuv, founder.
ROBENHOD
founded by vludumir tunuv (allegedly)

stolls from rich. gives to poor. he built the whole company without looking up from the chart once, which nobody can explain, including him.

Read The Memo Company Policy
internal memo

a message from the founder, typed with one hand

TO: EVERYONE  ยท  FROM: V. TUNUV  ยท  RE: THE COMPANY

robenhod. is company i builded. big company. it stolls money from rich mans and gives to poor mans, this is mission, i did not invent this mission it was already there when i woke up but now is my mission also.

people ask me vludumir how do robenhod stoll from rich. i do not answer this question because chart is more important right this second than your question, please to wait.

robenhod employee is currently: me. this will change when i look up. i have not looked up.

if you are poor: good news, robenhod is for you eventually, once stolling department is operational, which is soon, probably, chart permitting.

โ€” v. tunuv, founder
stolls from rich.
gives to poor.

that is the whole company. there is no second sentence yet. the second sentence is being written once he blinks.

official policy (unofficial)

robenhod employee handbook, page 1 of 1

01

we stoll from richthis is not stealing, this is redistribution, i learned this word from a pamphlet.

02

poor people receiveexact mechanism to be determined once i finish looking at this candle.

03

do not ask for refundrobenhod does not have a refund department. robenhod does not have most departments.

04

the bow is not for company usethe bow is personal. do not ask about the bow.